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So I've been listening to Mirchi Ki Leela from Radio Mirchi. You can listen to it free as a podcast on iTunes (http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/radio-mirchi/id465576149).  Here's the cast as I see it:

Cast

Laxman = Saif Ali Khan

Narrator = Irfaan Khan

Raavan = Shah Rukh Khan

Hanuman = Sunny Deol

Kumbkaran = Amrish Puri

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Here are some very funny article titles I received in an email forward from Abhay Desai. Enjoy, these are all very funny article titles! 

1. Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Hmm, he must have been super determined to shoot them after dying!

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Really? No!

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

4. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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I loved listening to Radio Mirchi (http://www.radiomirchi.com) and my favorite segment was when Sudarshan (aka SUD) would read jokes from a book, Hassi (or Hansi) Ke Phuarey. SUD is voiced by Sunil Grover (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunil_Grover) who has other TV and Film credits as well. They apparently have some SUD jokes on the front page of radiomirchi.com but I had a hard time finding these on Google so I have made this list for people who want to find them. I did find a blog, by someone called Sud the Partyman, or Sumit, where he had added these as comments. He may have more, so check out his site at http://sudjokes.blogspot.com/2009/05/about-sud.html and go to the comments section for the actual jokes. Here are the ones that were on there when I found them, let me know if you want me to clean up the formatting on the jokes. Link to this page and tell your Facebook friends so more people can find and enjoy SUD goodness! Sud speaks in a completely deadpan voice so read these that way. So enjoy, courtesy of Radio Mirchi. It's Hot!

Hello party people
This is sud
Hassi k fuware kitab mein se joke padh raha hoon
Page numbr 74 ...upar se 1st joke hai

Sonu monu se
Monu aaj tu doctor pass janewala tha
Monu sonu se
Ha jane wala tha par nahi gaya
Sonu : kyun nahi gaya?
Monu : aaj meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai

Sud : abe monu tabiyat thik nahi tabhi to doctor ke paas jate hai
Thik ho jayega to doctor ke pass kya bhindi lene jayega.

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Hulu shows an ad by 5 hour energy where a guy complains about the tired feeling some people get at 2:30pm at work (i.e. just after lunch). The solution to this grogginess is to take a pill of 5 hour energy. Every day. Every time you feel groggy.

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I am constantly amazed and excited by the artistic throughput of Paritoshites. Many have their own space on the internet where they write and express, here I try to capture all of that. I'll keep this updated as best I can.

Group blog

http://bhaia.blogspot.com/

This is the starting point.  Here you can find and send everyone's pictures and just catch up with the latest on Paritosh.  Administered by Darshanamami and Divumama.

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1. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the English issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

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Sometimes you are in a conversation that is so boring it sucks the life force out of you. The good news is you can completely tune out during the conversation and do something more useful in your head. Just remember to feed in one of these fifteen generic responses to convince the other party that you are listening. These come field tested, I have used these to prolong conversations that should have died!

1. That makes sense, that was the correct thing to do.
2. Interesting.
3. I disagree with that, but I guess in that situation I might have done the same thing.

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Rajnikant is awesome, and here are some rajni one-liners you can use to share why.
**UPDATE** Added some more! Thanks Abhay mama!
**UPDATE** Added the Rajni one liners from the comments.

1. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
2. Google for Rajnikanth getting kicked, or Rajnikant getting kicked, and you will get zero results.

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Facebook had a strange advertisement to me recently. See below for the screenshot. The advertisement was for finding 'cute Asians'. I was a little perplexed and intrigued, and here's why.

1. First off, that's like saying 'cute puppies', it's redundant.
2. Second, what is the ad trying to read?
   • That I have a lot of Asian friends? (I have a lot of Asian friends, btw, which is why I this post is totally OK.)
   • Or is it trying to say I don't have enough and that I should get more?

Here is the screenshot with the ad

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I love Batman, he is my favorite superhero. I could write an essay on why he should be your favorite as well, but for now lets just agree that he's cool. Here are 3 Batman derived spoofs I have found that really rock. The first two are funny, and the third is an awesome fan film starring Batman characters.

Pete Holmes as Batman

Pete Holmes is AMA-ZING! He is hilarious, and so is this take of his on Batman and Gordon's meetings.