Life, Gita, and Zen (and the Zynese)

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Lifted from a spirited chat, again between Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Thing 1: Talk to me
Thing 1: tell me your name
Thing 2: u are insane
Thing 2: i have 1 more page to write of my 7 page paper due tom
...
Thing 1: And in conclusion, with respect to all that has been said, summing up, in total, the point to take home is
Thing 1: she bangs
Thing 2: rofl
...
Thing 1: what is the 7 page thing for?
Thing 1: Can I write your last page?
Thing 2: asian mtyh
Thing 1: Oh
Thing 1: Just copy paste from here
Thing 2: The Paths to the Goal of Life in the Bhagavad Gita and Zen
Thing 1: "In the beginning, there was the Life and there was the Gita. And life was good."
Thing 2: In this world... there are those who have powers.... and there are those who don't have powers...
Thing 1: "Zen was introduced later by a senile recluse who lived in a cave in the Himalayas. The core principles arise from the decrepit madman's belief that aliens were showering zeta particles on the earth.
Thing 2: lol
Thing 2: damn ur good at writing
Thing 1: From simple furniture rearrangement to seclusion in life the aged crazy found and spread simple concepts he believed would defend from the extraterrestrial onslaught
Thing 2: The extraterrestrials left him but one choice, "Save the cheerleader. Save the world."
Thing 1: Not surprisingly, Zen found a strong following in Zyna where education was of little to no importance and where daily worship and sacrifice to the Biscuit god were common.
Thing 1: Haha
Thing 2: lol biscuit god
Thing 1: Geoff
Thing 2: there's a church here, called "Church of God" with a subtitle for that day "Come have lunch with us."
Thing 2: for some reason, i read it as "Church of the Lunch God"
Thing 1: Lol
Thing 1: I like this God
Thing 1: In order to proliferate the core pricniples of Zen to the Western hemisphere, the Zynese set up restaurants with a bottomless supply of rice, as well as assorted curries injected with heavy quantities of MSG. Diners would be presented with biscuits that contained therein simple messages rooted in Zen philosophy.
Thing 1: And this is how the ramblings of a loony ascetic spread to the greater part of the world. Here, then, lies the conflict. Those with knowledge of the true goal of life, of the essence of the truth of the Gita would find the world ever more ignorant, and ever more 'Zen'.
Thing 1: It would be their burden to convince their brothers and sisters that Zen was infact not a philosophy, but a paranoia that was allowed to fester and grow for far too long.
Thing 1: The end.
Thing 1: There
Thing 1: That's like a full page.
Thing 1: Of high quality BS
Thing 1: Are you blown away? Or just AFK?
Thing 2: rofl
Thing 2: was afk