Heroes Shmeroes

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Today Heroes Season 3 started. Of course, since it is Heroes, we have to make fun of Mohinder's opening monologues. Here is some prime cut humor (or humour, for those across the pond).

[21:06] Thing 2: today was the first day of heroesseason3
[21:06] Thing 1: In this world...
[21:06] Thing 1: there are 28 kinds of people
[21:06] Thing 1: (because this is the third season)
[21:06] Thing 1: One kind, that hunts to survive
[21:07] Thing 1: One that can fly
[21:07] Thing 1: One that can heal wounds
[21:07] Thing 1: Another who can fly, but he isn't the first guy
[21:07] Thing 1: He's more of a side character
[21:07] Thing 2: lol
[21:07] Thing 1: actually they are both side characters
[21:07] Thing 1: and then there is the guy who can make toast
[21:07] Thing 1: without a toaster
[21:07] Thing 1: he is a really side side character
[21:07] Thing 2: rofl
[21:07] Thing 1: forget I mentioned him
[21:07] Thing 1: actually
[21:07] Thing 1: you know what
[21:07] Thing 1: no
[21:07] Thing 2: he just uses a microwave
[21:07] Thing 1: remember the toaster guy
[21:08] Thing 1: becuase he is special
[21:08] Thing 1: so what if he can't fly
[21:08] Thing 1: or heal
[21:08] Thing 1: he serves an important purpose
[21:08] Thing 1: after all
[21:08] Thing 2: all of a sudden heroes turns into a self-esteem improvement show
[21:08] Thing 1: who doesn't like toast
[21:08] Thing 1: lol
[21:08] Thing 1: comon toaster guy!
[21:08] Thing 2: rofl
[21:08] Thing 2: the brave little toaster
[21:08] Thing 1: guy
[21:08] Thing 1: brave little toaster guy
[21:08] Thing 1: and he's not so little
[21:08] Thing 2: Toaster Toasterelli
[21:09] Thing 1: since he can make toast, his diet is a lot of carbs
[21:09] Thing 2: lol
[21:09] Thing 1: so he's kind of *ahem* fat
[21:09] Thing 1: look at all of the stuff you put on toast too
[21:09] Thing 2: lol scene opens with some fat guy on a couch
[21:09] Thing 2: the heroes come to him
[21:09] Thing 1: what a sucky power
[21:09] Thing 1: butter
[21:09] Thing 1: peanut butter
[21:09] Thing 2: You're our last hoope!
[21:09] Thing 1: chocolate butter
[21:09] Thing 2: fuck you. have some toast.
[21:09] Thing 1: this guy's worst enemy is the sun
[21:09] Thing 2: u read mine and i read urs lol
[21:09] Thing 1: which will melt all of his butter