Freestyle Rap, Stylized Only For the Baddest

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Here is a rap I made. Careful! It'll rock your socks.

I'm
too close to call
too fast to fall
I'm the baddest mother fucker y'all ever did saw

I got
two in the bush,
one in the hand,
three in new york,
and four in Japan,

I eat the best samosa
from the phattest toaster
propped up high on a diamond coaster
sammy sosa
drives me from my castle home
to my beach on twenty nine inches of chrome
Phone
Hello? Who is it? What do you need?
Hey I'm a busy man, even once try and be me
then you'll see
that life is hard for a pimp on the road
but its the life I get for a billion sold
a million woes
like
who should I take to the dance, dance?
and who should I buy a new car, car?
and who's going to get in my pants, pants?
and to whom should I give my star, star?

What? Huh? Don't believe what I say?
Here's my hand in your face cuz I'm gonna spit anyway