Here is a rap I made. Careful! It'll rock your socks.
I'm
too close to call
too fast to fall
I'm the baddest mother fucker y'all ever did saw
I got
two in the bush,
one in the hand,
three in new york,
and four in Japan,
I eat the best samosa
from the phattest toaster
propped up high on a diamond coaster
sammy sosa
drives me from my castle home
to my beach on twenty nine inches of chrome
Phone
Hello? Who is it? What do you need?
Hey I'm a busy man, even once try and be me
then you'll see
that life is hard for a pimp on the road